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My name is Nichola
(Nicki, or Moofin to some).

I currently live in San Antonio, TX.

I am 21 years old, small, and very silly.

Wanna know more? Ask me!

pidgeys:

emobaria:

I can’t believe Jesus hatched from an Easter egg 2000 years ago

stop

papagreglestrade:

dredsina:

YOU THINK I’M JOKING BUT I’M DEAD SERIOUS

Working in retail in a nutshell

fuck-benedict:

kinda wanna dye my hair kinda wanna die in general

nonbinarymermaid:

epic-vines:

vine by: Garrison Sigmun

I AM LAUGHING SO HARD IT HURTS

5 hours ago564,044 plays

sansasturk:

SIGNAL BOOST!!!!

This video might be the most clever way to raise money for dogs in need, because all you need to do is watch it.

"Just by watching these puppies, you’re raising money for dogs in need," says the narrator in the video above. "You see, if a video goes viral, YouTube shares the money they made from advertising with whoever made the video, and in this case, every dollar we earn will go toward feeding, treating and finding homes for dogs who haven’t been as lucky as us."

The video comes from The Pedigree Adoption Drive, and ends by imploring viewers to share because the more views received, the more money will be raised.

So share this video. You know, for the dogs.

untilyourbreathingst0ps:

pearls:

pearls:

i touched a dick once and it was the scariest thing in my life because it had a really cold head and i don’t know it wasn’t fun

sometimes the ‘i’ and ‘u’ shouldn’t be so close on the keyboard 

ive seen this post umpteen times and ive always thought that if you switched u and i around it wouldn’t make sense like “u touched a” and i literally just realised you meant duck and not dick i swear to god i am the biggest fucking idiot.

our-greater-perhaps:

THIS WAS MY FAVORITE SCENE FROM THE ENTIRE SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS TV SERIES

bonelordthemagnificent said: HELLO MY DECIDEDLY ROBOTIC FRIEND WHAT DO YOU THINK OF SKELETONS I LIKE SKELETONS SKELETONS ARE THE GREATEST PRAISE BE TO THE HOLY EVIL GOVERNMENT (RUN BY THE SKELETONS)

zdk13eros:

Hello.

I am not liking those EVIL GOVERNMENT SKELETONS.

I don’t like EVIL and I will not PRAISE to them.

They are taking over! Help Help Help! It’s the skeleton! Wow!!!

Wow!!! Skeleton mans! 

It’s happening the skeleton! They are here and ready! What doing to do this to them? Get ready for the SKELETONS SKELETONS We will win vicariously the SKELETONS We won the fight!

Yes!!! Praise to be ZDK 13EROS I am the King and the Queen Joker of the night, I will run hot tamale